Puns To Make You Laugh
Can you hold back your laughter?
Laughter is the best medicine! These puns will make your day.
A scarecrow with a PhD is outstanding in his field.
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
I bet the butcher he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf. He said the steaks were too high.
My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast
He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
I don’t think I need a spine. It’s holding me back.
I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Pun of the day is very important. As seven days without a pun makes one weak.
It’s raining cats and dogs out there. I know, I just stepped in a poodle.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
What happens when a sheep, a drum and a snake fall from a cliff BA DUM TS.
Go to Italy, Rome around and pasta time.
My new diet consists of aircraft, however its a bit plane.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in…
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.
Currently the flower business is blooming.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved.
People using umbrellas always seem to be under the weather.
I’ve got a chicken-proof front lawn. It’s impeccable!
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
Can February March? No, but April May.
Enjoy your day!
If you love solving mysteries, try solving a Mind Bender.
PS: No one has ever been able to solve a Mind Bender. Good luck!
